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Pictured: Card Walker's goldfish-hula-ing photo of Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Knee
Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Knee
February 4, 2010
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Based on the lengthy Dakota Jones series of skits, Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Knee lets you slowly be lead by Daky into the shrine of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Luru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-stressing chase through skulls, fire, and movie references!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are patient and monitor the experience's immitation curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the whole bird.
- The private graffiti painted on the ceiling of the experience's entrance are written in a secret cypher called Timon Script.
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