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The Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip attraction as seen from the top of a star
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip
December 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
Based on the geeky Connecticut Jones series of stage plays, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip lets you queue up with Conny into the church of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Viri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-speed chase through skeletons, explosions, and sweat!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 67".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at all times.
- In a tiny space at the bottom of the Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip, there is a snake-charming table for lost children.
- The cryptic clues scrawled on the walls of the attraction's exit are written in an ancient code called Ariel Script.
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