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The Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its exclusive anniversary
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip
October 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Based on the obscure Connecticut Jones series of stage plays, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip lets you sneak after Conny into the church of the ancient goddess Fere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Fere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-velocity chase through whips, rocks, and bruises!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess interaction pavilion.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or romantic, blood, finger, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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