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Above: Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip
November 18, 2008
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Based on the popular Connecticut Jones series of teleplays, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip lets you chase Conny into the church of the ancient goddess Boro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Boro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-speed chase through skulls, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
- There is a hidden bathroom that shares a door with this attraction's queue.
- The cryptic stuff painted on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in a childish code called Robert Sherman Script.
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