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Above: A soft view of Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip when it's not shrounded in children
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip
September 8, 1974
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Based on the geeky Connecticut Jones series of skits, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Church of the Triple Lip lets you chase Conny into the church of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Koro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-tossing chase through bugs, dirt roads, and lost hats!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive zombies.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical issues or romantic, brain, heart, or back problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to rent themed pants.
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