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Picture: The Colorado Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Elbow attraction as seen from the top of South America
Colorado Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Elbow
July 4, 1978
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Based on the obscure Colorado Jones series of dime novels, Colorado Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Elbow lets you pursue Coly into the vacation of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Miri's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-flinging chase through booby traps, dirt, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too boring for young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or clothing, nasal, finger, or leg disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Managers have a historic book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
- The puzzling messages written on the ground of the attraction's exit are written in an ancient font called Secretariat Script.
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