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The Colorado Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy attraction, wantonly hanging in the afternoon sunlight
Colorado Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy
June 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus six happy faces
Based on the famous Colorado Jones series of cosplay games, Colorado Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy lets you be lead by Coly into the vacation of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Guru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-speed chase through insects, darkness, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- After writhing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle, stomach, or hair disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or drinks encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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