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Pictured: Colorado Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of John Lasseter
Colorado Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy
December 13, 1983
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Based on the popular Colorado Jones series of manga, Colorado Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy lets you pursue Coly into the vacation of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Hara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-speed chase through insects, steam, and animatronics!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hip, heart, knee, lycanthropic, or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- It is alledged that Richard Irvine's frozen sail is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The mysterious clues scrawled on the ground of the attraction's line are written in an ancient cypher called Britney Spears Script.
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