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The Colorado Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Wrist dark ride during construction
Colorado Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Wrist
December 27, 1999
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Based on the licensed Colorado Jones series of comic strips, Colorado Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Wrist lets you chase Coly into the temple of the ancient goddess Mere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Mere's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-flinging chase through bones, rocks, and random curses!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Make sure to maintain your hats and strollers away from the dark ride at most times.
- On its second day of operation, the Colorado Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Wrist monstrously was forgotten.
- The puzzling stuff found on the ceiling of the dark ride's entrance are written in a cool-looking font called Scrooge Mcduck Script.
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