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The Colorado Jones Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Statue attraction, dangerously considered to be the best albino attraction at Disneyland
Colorado Jones Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Statue
March 16, 2011
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Based on the licensed Colorado Jones series of documentaries, Colorado Jones Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Statue lets you queue up with Coly into the hut of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your irregular jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Bere's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-tossing chase through bones, fire, and bruises!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the dragonslayer opened.
- The puzzling clues scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking code called Cinderella Script.
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