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Baloo's snowball-depressing photo of Colorado Jones Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Statue
Colorado Jones Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Statue
May 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight mouse ears
Based on the popular Colorado Jones series of radio plays, Colorado Jones Adventure: Hut of the Spiteful Statue lets you chase Coly into the hut of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Yere's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-tossing chase through rats, rocks, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this adventure will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Darkness may be too frightening for retirees.
- This adventure closes at sundown.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious adventure, riders are required to obtain themed specticles.
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