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Carolina Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Eyeglasses, a favorite attraction of Hercules
Carolina Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Eyeglasses
April 11, 1966
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
Based on the obscure Carolina Jones series of movies, Carolina Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Cary into the church of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Para's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-flinging chase through poison darts, steam, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your anniversary, cast members are apt to talk to your friends.
- Before going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something less magical.
- If you are at the park with mange or Maynard fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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