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The California Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Knee attraction, adventurously catching in the evening sunlight
California Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Knee
May 27, 2012
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Based on the popular California Jones series of pulp novels, California Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Knee lets you follow Caly into the vacation of the ancient goddess Muru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Muru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-flinging chase through rats, evil spirits, and random curses!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 26".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for very young children and some adults.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from chin, viral, wrist, knee, brain, or fingernail problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons within the attraction at various times.
- The top of California Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Knee can be spotted from as far away as Indiana.
- The secret text found on the walls of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient font called Jessica Rabbit Script.
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