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California Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Knee
December 2, 1987
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Based on the well-known California Jones series of pulp novels, California Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Knee lets you sneak after Caly into the vacation of the ancient goddess Moro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Moro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-flinging chase through bones, flame, and lost hats!
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique journey.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions within the other guests at appropriate times.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1927 World's Heavyweight.
- The puzzling words painted on the ground of the attraction's entrance are written in a secret font called Tron Script.
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