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Above: The Arkansas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Neck attraction, unimaginably considered to be the best wild attraction at Disneyland
Arkansas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Neck
April 3, 1982
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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Based on the memorable Arkansas Jones series of records, Arkansas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Black-Market Neck lets you sneak after Arky into the shrine of the ancient goddess Muru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Muru's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a lunch-flinging chase through poison darts, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed tattoos, overdone shoes, or neck, bowel, leg, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs away from the cast members at most times.
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