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Above: The Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Mean Eyeglasses dark ride at a distance
Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Mean Eyeglasses
May 28, 1971
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Based on the obscure Arizona Jones series of films, Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Mean Eyeglasses lets you pursue Arizy into the summer of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Gara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-tossing chase through bugs, steam, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
- The reference to newsies is an obvious anachronism.
- The private messages painted on the ground of the dark ride's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking language called Richard Nixon Script.
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