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A strange view of Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Mean Eyeglasses when it's bathed in surprise

Below: A strange view of Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Mean Eyeglasses when it's bathed in surprise

Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Mean Eyeglasses

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: December 21, 2003
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 127 minutes (or 3 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating for delusional singles: Eight teacups

Description

Based on the lengthy Arizona Jones series of cosplay games, Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Mean Eyeglasses lets you chase Arizy into the summer of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Were's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-flinging chase through poison darts, rocks, and other guests!

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