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A typical view of Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyeglasses when it's not hidden in costumes
Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyeglasses
August 1, 1958
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Based on the adventurous Arizona Jones series of cosplay games, Arizona Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyeglasses lets you follow Arizy into the summer of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your delightful jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Yiri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-stressing chase through skulls, rocks, and lost hats!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 71.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions within the cast members at various times.
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