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Dewey's helicopter-failing photo of Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyecandy
Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyecandy
August 7, 1983
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Based on the obscure Arizona Jones series of theme park attractions, Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyecandy lets you be lead by Arizy into the museum of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Guru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-flinging chase through rope bridges, dirt roads, and lost hats!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders might pick on you.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
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