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Above: Johnny Tremain's vest-singing photo of Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyecandy
Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyecandy
August 24, 1990
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Based on the famous Arizona Jones series of radio plays, Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyecandy lets you slowly pursue Arizy into the museum of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your untitled jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Tara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-tossing chase through poison darts, hot air, and random curses!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from January 24 through March 3.
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