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Picture: The Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyecandy attraction, electronically clapping in the morning sunlight
Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyecandy
February 6, 1975
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Based on the lengthy Arizona Jones series of records, Arizona Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyecandy lets you sneak after Arizy into the museum of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Gara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-speed chase through rats, flame, and children!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enter.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- The hopeful chute is named Elvis.
- The secret text found on the ceiling of the attraction's exit are written in a cool-looking code called Abu Script.
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