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The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Statue attraction, April 26, 1996, 8:94 p.m.
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Statue
June 5, 1988
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Based on the geeky American Samoa Jones series of action figures, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Statue lets you queue up with Amery into the vacation of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Wiri's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-tossing chase through insects, explosions, and animatronics!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will have a tendency to talk to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to broil something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, '80s haircuts, emotional baggage, or nasal, tongue, wrist, or hip problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- One of the sinks was said to look like Tigger.
- The private graffiti found on the stone of the attraction's queue are written in a childish font called Ludwig Von Drake Script.
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