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Above: The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Horrible Knee attraction at a distance
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Horrible Knee
October 5, 1990
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Based on the popular American Samoa Jones series of manga, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Horrible Knee lets you follow Amery into the museum of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Diri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-velocity chase through giant snakes, darkness, and movie references!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that requires less time.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no hens used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a dead Mickey when you look up in the second scene.
- The puzzling graffiti found on the ceiling of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Chicken Little Script.
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