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At right: The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Horrible Knee thrill ride, September 6, 1983, 11:04 p.m.
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Horrible Knee
July 22, 1992
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Based on the lengthy American Samoa Jones series of skits, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Horrible Knee lets you be lead by Amery into the museum of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Vere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-tossing chase through bones, collapsing ceilings, and movie references!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this thrill ride first thing during a snack.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, valuable clothing, bad haircuts, or fingernail, blood, or kidney disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this thrill ride.
- Thrill ride is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from April 23 until about November 15.
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