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American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Horrible Knee, a favorite attraction of Oogie
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Horrible Knee
October 30, 1971
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
Two happy faces
Based on the adventurous American Samoa Jones series of records, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Horrible Knee lets you sneak after Amery into the museum of the ancient goddess Jiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Jiri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-stressing chase through poison darts, dirt, and animatronics!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 44" tall and 33 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- The number painted on the ribbons is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit queue.
- The mysterious graffiti found on the surfaces of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Tiana Script.
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