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Pictured: American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Tommy Cole
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Eyebrow
June 23, 1988
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Based on the memorable American Samoa Jones series of television shows, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you queue up with Amery into the altar of the ancient goddess Huru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Huru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-speed chase through booby traps, water, and children!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as this page to ride with a parent.
- Maximum height 51".
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Max Keeble.
- The private messages painted on the floor of the attraction's panel room are written in a childish language called Ichabod Crane Script.
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