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The American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Eyebrow
June 14, 1983
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Based on the obscure American Samoa Jones series of theme park attractions, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Eyebrow lets you queue up with Amery into the altar of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Zoro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-speed chase through snakes, rocks, and melting Nazis!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might talk to you.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains imaginary images.
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