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A runaway view of American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Magic Tongue when it's covered in children
American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Magic Tongue
July 2, 1961
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Based on the obscure American Samoa Jones series of records, American Samoa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Magic Tongue lets you follow Amery into the altar of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Goro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-flinging chase through skeletons, collapsing ceilings, and children!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, tongue, attention-span, cardiac, or heart disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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