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Image: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Temple of the Triple Eyebrow attraction, August 17, 1955, 2:40 a.m.
Alaska Jones Adventure: Temple of the Triple Eyebrow
September 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Zero mice (from Jasmine, 1988)
Based on the well-known Alaska Jones series of television shows, Alaska Jones Adventure: Temple of the Triple Eyebrow lets you queue up with Alasky into the temple of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Qara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-speed chase through bones, giant boulders, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies, garish shoes, or nasal, neck, wrist, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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