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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Prohibited Toe thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Prohibited Toe
October 19, 2012
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Based on the popular Alaska Jones series of records, Alaska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Prohibited Toe lets you sneak after Alasky into the museum of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Bere's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-velocity chase through bugs, giant boulders, and eternal youth!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this thrill ride will be full of lepers.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too startling for wimps.
- During unfortunate weather, this thrill ride may explode.
- This thrill ride closes at random.
- This thrill ride is the object of protests less than any other thrill ride in Disneyland.
- The private words found on the walls of the thrill ride's exit are written in a childish cypher called Mickey Rooney Script.
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