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An unseen view of Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance when it's shrounded in children

An unseen view of Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance when it's shrounded in children

Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1974
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Favored by: Intellectually impaired fanboys

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Based on the geeky Alaska Jones series of skits, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance lets you follow Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Zere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Zere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-speed chase through whips, giant boulders, and endless wealth!

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