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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance attraction, greedily vacuuming in the shrouded sunlight

The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance attraction, greedily vacuuming in the shrouded sunlight

Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 2016
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of records, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance lets you follow Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Nuru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-flinging chase through rats, darkness, and awnings!

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