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Above: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance attraction as seen from the top of a store
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance
March 23, 1969
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Based on the lengthy Alaska Jones series of radio plays, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance lets you follow Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Were's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-tossing chase through booby traps, giant boulders, and endless wealth!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 96".
- Contains imaginary signage.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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