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At right: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance attraction at park opening
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance
August 18, 2012
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Based on the famous Alaska Jones series of action figures, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance lets you slowly pursue Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Muru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Muru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-tossing chase through bones, darkness, and bruises!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character autograph garden.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, stomach, inner ear, nasal, or chin disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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