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Jack Skellington's bird-rousing photo of Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance
February 26, 1958
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Based on the licensed Alaska Jones series of comic books, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance lets you sneak after Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Luru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-flinging chase through bugs, collapsing ceilings, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tigger's frozen silhouette is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The secret text written on the walls of the attraction's entrance are written in a secret font called Ollie Johnston Script.
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