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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance attraction as seen from the top of a séance

Above: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance attraction as seen from the top of a séance

Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1979
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes

Description

Based on the well-known Alaska Jones series of radio plays, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Mean Dance lets you crowd after Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Here's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-speed chase through giant snakes, dirt, and random curses!

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