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Pictured: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Dance attraction during a moment of contemplation
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Dance
August 9, 1996
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Based on the licensed Alaska Jones series of pulp novels, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Dance lets you pursue Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Kara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-velocity chase through booby traps, steam, and sweat!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a vengeful dinner.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Some people believe that this attraction is home of the awful spirit of a former maintenance worker.
- The private text written on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Deedle Script.
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