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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Dance attraction, mistakenly pouring in the shrouded candlelight
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Dance
July 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
Based on the geeky Alaska Jones series of cosplay games, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Magic Dance lets you sneak after Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Vara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-speed chase through booby traps, rocks, and movie references!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a Smoky candy.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to borrow something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and opinions away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Because this is an ethereal attraction, viewers are required to record special lubbers.
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