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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore attraction, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore
October 1, 2006
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Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of records, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore lets you be lead by Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Zoro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-stressing chase through skulls, rocks, and children!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you find groaning, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character interaction thingy.
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