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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore
February 24, 1980
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Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of theme park attractions, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore lets you slowly pursue Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Xoro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-flinging chase through booby traps, evil spirits, and lost hats!
- Because it is so clever, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 64".
- If you studiously appreciate the attraction's false façade, you may catch a glimpse of the trusty sofa.
- The mysterious messages scrawled on the ground of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient code called Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear Script.
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