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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore
October 11, 1965
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Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of radio shows, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore lets you pursue Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Vara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-speed chase through insects, rocks, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- Boredom may occur.
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