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An immense view of Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore when it's shrounded in tarps
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore
June 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing family reunions
Based on the adventurous Alaska Jones series of graphic novels, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore lets you queue up with Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Turu's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a ultra-stressing chase through rope bridges, hot air, and ballerinas!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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