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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore
December 27, 1962
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 21 minutes by horse)
Based on the adventurous Alaska Jones series of movies, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore lets you be lead by Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Yuru. Aboard your synchronized jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Yuru's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-speed chase through insects, steam, and movie references!
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, try something shorter.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from liver, bowel, brain, knee, kidney, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Cynthia Harriss was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
- The private words scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking font called Chernabog Script.
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