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Pictured: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst round attraction at Disneyland
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore
February 11, 1982
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Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of records, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore lets you queue up with Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Goro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-stressing chase through giant snakes, darkness, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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