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Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore
January 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Alaska Jones series of skits, Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore lets you sneak after Alasky into the church of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Mara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-velocity chase through skeletons, darkness, and melting Nazis!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for very young children.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The letters in "Alaska Jones Adventure: Church of the Iconic Eyesore" can be scrambled to spell "A No Oiehjl Atecsoerhu:tnhnkcfycre D Ere Veuisosac A."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last room.
- The cryptic text scrawled on the floor of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a private cypher called Frank Thomas Script.
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