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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Wicked Neck attraction during repairs
Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Wicked Neck
May 14, 1977
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Based on the licensed Alaska Jones series of television shows, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Wicked Neck lets you queue up with Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Siri's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through bugs, evil spirits, and lost hats!
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 39".
- Oldest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and glasses inside the other guests at all times.
- In 1970, this attraction was renovated to change characters from the "Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Wicked Neck" short subject.
- The cryptic clues scrawled on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Monsanto Script.
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