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Above: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip attraction during a moment of contemplation
Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip
December 1, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Based on the adventurous Alaska Jones series of teleplays, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip lets you crowd after Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Mara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-speed chase through giant snakes, rocks, and animatronics!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Tom meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Bumping may occur.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Make sure to keep your head and shoes within the vehicle at most times.
- In 1957, this attraction was updated to change images from the long forgotten "Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip" short subject.
- The mysterious stuff scrawled on the walls of the attraction's queue are written in a cool-looking language called Langhorne Script.
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