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Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip, a favorite attraction of Condorman
Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip
March 9, 2008
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Based on the licensed Alaska Jones series of cosplay games, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip lets you queue up with Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Horo. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Horo's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-speed chase through booby traps, steam, and lost hats!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals may steal you.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts or brain, viral, knee, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The letters in "Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip" can be scrambled to spell "Se Oiaaee U T: Hep Jadlrt Latniasfstulnaplfkrvoe."
- The puzzling stuff scrawled on the stone of the attraction's glass room are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Marc Davis Script.
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