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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip attraction, January 28, 2009, 1:10 p.m.
Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip
December 5, 1984
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Based on the geeky Alaska Jones series of stage plays, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip lets you queue up with Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Bere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-speed chase through rope bridges, hot air, and other guests!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- This was one of the least famous "R ticket" attractions.
- The mysterious graffiti written on the floor of the attraction's entrance are written in a cool-looking code called Beverly Script.
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