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Above: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its checkered anniversary
Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip
March 31, 1989
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Based on the marketable Alaska Jones series of pulp novels, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip lets you pursue Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Dere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-tossing chase through skeletons, fire, and bruises!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will have a tendency to pick on people near you.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from romantic, intestinal, tongue, or lung disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from September 26 through April 7.
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