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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip attraction at first light
Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip
May 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Alaska Jones series of comic strips, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip lets you pursue Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Cara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-flinging chase through rats, rocks, and children!
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- In 2009, this attraction was reworked to add characters from the long forgotten "Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip" short subject.
- The cryptic text found on the floor of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a private language called Zokkomon Script.
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