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The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip attraction during a moment of contemplation

Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1957
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

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Based on the geeky Alaska Jones series of pulp novels, Alaska Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Lip lets you be lead by Alasky into the altar of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Vere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-stressing chase through bones, flame, and other guests!

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