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The Alabama Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyelash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Alabama Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyelash
March 21, 1992
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Based on the marketable Alabama Jones series of documentaries, Alabama Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyelash lets you queue up with Alaby into the temple of the ancient goddess Wara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Wara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-flinging chase through skeletons, flame, and movie references!
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive fanboys.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or lycanthropic or ankle issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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