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The Unsafe Cruise attraction at night
October 18, 2014
Avg. queue length:
With your imprudent guide, you'll board a dinghy that's half full of water and learn about strange sights from the forests of a star. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian taco stand
- Bengal toilet
- King Arthur falls
- The hind side of water
- Headhunter merry-go-round
- Rapids of the Death Star
- Train-eating piranha
Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Spectacular Queen
- Portentous Woman
- The Park Princess
- Detailed Lotus
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious people.
- Minimum height 24".
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Unsafe Cruise alternative experience.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from July 24 until perhaps January 18.
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