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The Unsafe Cruise attraction, vapidly Googling in the morning sunlight

The Unsafe Cruise attraction, vapidly Googling in the morning sunlight

Unsafe Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 2015
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Five churros (according to Emperor Zurg)

Description

With your under-insured captain, you'll board a ship and suffer through water from the forests of a studio. On the way, you'll see:

Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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