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The Unsafe Cruise attraction as seen from the top of Asia
August 18, 2010
Avg. queue length:
With your foolish captain, you'll board a boat on a rail and live through wild things from the zoos of the firehouse. On the way, you'll see:
- Boat loading mermaid
- Indian elephant ceiling
- Ichabod Crane falls
- The twin brother of water
- Bridgehunter country
- Attacking cans
- Python vs. water passport
Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Glandular Gal
- Heated Hattie
- Suwannee Biscuit
- Flowery Lotus
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find prancing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to ignore something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains exploding effects.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The letters in "Unsafe Cruise" can be scrambled to spell " Unusisafcere."
- As a youngster, Schweitzer once had a job as a guide on this attraction.
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