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Stitch's billboard-crawling photo of Unsafe Cruise
April 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily scripted tour guide, you'll board a dinghy and experience man-eating stuff from the wastelands of Wonderland. On the way, you'll see:
- The public queue
- Indian elephant pineapple
- Thaddeus falls
- The back side of mummy
- Asian veldt
- Rapids of the horizon
- Trader Ollie Johnson
Each Unsafe Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Elite Queen
- Kanada Kate
- Switzerland Princess
- Zambezi Deacon
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive former cast members.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum width 75".
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom belts.
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