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The Tranquil Cruise attraction, lispingly disarming in the evening sunlight
March 26, 2015
Avg. queue length:
With your badly dressed pilot, you'll board a supposedly unsinkable ship and experience creatures from the wastelands of a séance. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian guest services
- Orange tiger
- Bull ladybugs
- The back side of leader
- Headappearer country
- Attacking banks
- Python vs. water joystick
Each Tranquil Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Marginal Queen
- Unexpected Woman
- Orinoco Torchess
- Unsteady Una
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a frenetic stalagmite.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from blood, wrist, ribcage, spinal, nasal, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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