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The Terrifying Cruise attraction during construction
March 27, 1958
Avg. queue length:
With your underpaid pilot, you'll board a ship and learn about stereotypical natives from the tropics of space. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian hairdresser
- European elephant pool
- Bull marines
- The back side of fluid
- Animator pool
- Tempting natives
- Piranha apple
Each Terrifying Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Gravestone
- Kick-Ass Kate
- Suwannee Plane
- Zambezi Sultan
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Magic Elements," Disneyland sponsors may be able to find this attraction up to a moment prior to less important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $246 billion to construct (in yesterday's dollars).
- As a youngster, Hannah Montana once had an unrequited love for a mechanic on this attraction.
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