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The Talented Cruise attraction during construction

The Talented Cruise attraction during construction

Talented Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1973
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten mouse ears (according to


With your foolish pilot, you'll board a well-used craft and learn about scripted jokes from the boondocks of a village. On the way, you'll see:

Each Talented Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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