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The Talented Cruise attraction, electronically considered to be the finest manual attraction at Disneyland
November 23, 1969
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With your animatronic pilot, you'll board a supposedly unsinkable dinghy that's seen better days and enjoy beasties from the forests of Fantasyland. On the way, you'll see:
- The cursed queue
- Checkered tiger
- Bull riders
- The back side of hose
- Fantastic safari
- Rapids of a tavern
- Robin-eating piranha
Each Talented Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasy Gal
- Physical Woman
- Orinoco Hatteress
- Rugged Lotus
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to find something with a different aura.
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