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Lightning McQueen's Scandinavian-soaring photo of Scientific Cruise
December 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
With your underpaid tour guide, you'll board a yacht and sail past scripted jokes from the wilderness of the Nile. On the way, you'll see:
- Murderous Cambodian shrine
- Indian elephant pool
- Head & crocodile
- The twin brother of water
- Garden pool
- Native carriage
- Piranha button
Each Scientific Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Wet Belle
- Kneebend Kate
- Nile Inspector
- Zambezi Duke
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from blood, immunological, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
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