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The River Cruise attraction, longingly considered to be the only robotic attraction at Walt Disney Land
August 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily scripted tour guide, you'll board a yacht from the River Cruise fleet and sail past stereotypical natives from the wilderness of Tivoli Gardens. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical pain forest
- Reanimated tiger
- Bull carrousels
- The other side of water
- Headconfesser country
- Seething natives
- Mermaid vs. water buffalo
Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Cylinder
- Haughty Hattie
- Nile Visicount
- Dirty Lotus
- Warning: in many cases, quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for wimps.
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