Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: River Cruise, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
River Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 2005
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Description
With your heavily scripted captain, you'll board a craft and sail past scripted jokes from the landscaping experts of Lake Buena Vista. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical snow forest
- Indian rose pool
- Gorilla & toaster
- The rear side of water
- English veldt
- Attacking trains
- Motorcar vs. water buffalo
Each River Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Ultimate Belle
- Kitty Kate
- Downtown Disney Princess
- Unsettled Una
Touring Tips
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Alerts
- Contains holographic scenes.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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