Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Random Cruise attraction, August 18, 2011, 10:53 a.m.
August 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
With your badly dressed tour guide, you'll board a boat and live through largely static creatures from the backwoods of Orange County. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Martian shrine
- Indian steamer pool
- Gorilla & robin
- The twin brother of water
- Crown camp
- Rapids of an outpost
- Harpsichord vs. water buffalo
Each Random Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Groovy Gal
- Heated Hattie
- Suwannee Honey
- Unlovable Una
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from March 26 until about April 29.
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