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The Random Cruise attraction during refurbishment
June 12, 1998
As long as Yale Gracey's doll
Avg. queue length:
With your under-insured captain, you'll board a dinghy and sail past plants from the wastelands of a theater. On the way, you'll see:
- Iconic Cambodian shrine
- Choking elephant
- Face & crocodile
- The back side of cup
- Busy safari
- Native troll
- Return to the old west
Each Random Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Devil
- Sharp Woman
- Orinoco Gamess
- Unsettled Una
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hip, heart, stomach, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Britney Spears' frozen picture is hidden beneath this attraction.
- As a youngster, Thaddeus once had a desire to work as a skipper on this attraction.
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