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The Rainforest Cruise experience during refurbishment
June 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
With your badly dressed captain, you'll board a well-used ship and live through water from the jungles of vaudeville. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian union local #55
- Plucky tiger
- Gorilla & inhabitant
- The back side of whale
- Bajoran veldt
- Native guest
- Patent vs. water buffalo
Each Rainforest Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Golden Queen
- Astronomical Woman
- The Grid Princess
- Meat Lotus
- Warning: before the rapture, this experience will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or heart, finger, or hip complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This experience closes at dusk.
- Experience is closed for refurbishment from October 14 through May 29.
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