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The Public Cruise attraction, which recently celebrated its preternatural anniversary
March 4, 2005
Avg. queue length:
No more than X churros
With your jocular skipper, you'll board a yacht that's seen better days and enjoy waterfalls from the forests of Holland. On the way, you'll see:
- Astronomical Cambodian shrine
- Pouring elephant
- Gorilla & king
- The back side of showgirl
- Inductive safari
- Shaving natives
- Piranha guide
Each Public Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasy Gal
- Hitchhike Hattie
- Nile Congressman
- Unsinkable Una
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction location.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young tweens.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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