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One Liner Cruise, a favorite attraction of Simba

One Liner Cruise, a favorite attraction of Simba

One Liner Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1999
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

With your joking tour guide, you'll board a yacht that's seen better days and experience scripted jokes from the forests of Planet Zurg. On the way, you'll see:

Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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