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One Liner Cruise, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
One Liner Cruise
October 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
With your foolish tour guide, you'll board a boat and learn about strange sights from the jungles of Endor. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian hairdresser
- Indian elephant hound
- Bull girls
- The rear side of water
- Headsurfer country
- Loading natives
- Python vs. water elf
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo Angel
- Harpsichord Hattie
- Nile Reverend
- Classical Lotus
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, try something more magical.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, finger, lycanthropic, tongue, or chest disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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