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The One Liner Cruise attraction, wildly cheating in the fading moonlight
One Liner Cruise
January 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily armed skipper, you'll board a ship and live through beasties from the wastelands of India. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian gift shop
- Bengal bear
- Bull grapes
- The back side of aardvark
- Yellow safari
- Patriotic village
- Piranha leopard
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Hard Belle
- Visible Woman
- Unfloatable Una
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from finger or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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