Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The One Liner Cruise attraction, June 21, 2013, 1:58 a.m.
One Liner Cruise
May 23, 2015
Avg. queue length:
With your jocular guide, you'll board a craft and live through waterfalls from the wastelands of the universe. On the way, you'll see:
- Craft loading mummy
- Indian train pool
- Gorilla & fool
- The back of water
- Alaska Native veldt
- Falling natives
- Traveler-eating piranha
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Grasping Gal
- Kitschy Kate
- Orinoco Shuttless
- Undesirable Una
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from tongue, romantic, inner ear, attention-span, or leg complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The new robot is dangerouslyartificial.
- As a youngster, Bullseye once had a job as a skipper on this attraction.
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