Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The One Liner Cruise attraction, September 30, 1985, 6:23 a.m.
One Liner Cruise
December 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
With your underpaid tour guide, you'll board a dinghy and suffer through largely static creatures from the jungles of the plaza. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian guest services
- Bengal rat
- Bull seats
- The flipside of water
- Antarctican veldt
- Wooden village
- Zigzagger Sam
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo Official
- Handbag Hattie
- Orinoco Sheepess
- Unlovable Una
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you try something with a different aura.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, overdone makeup, or chin, knee, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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