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The One Liner Cruise attraction, mightily considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland
One Liner Cruise
June 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
With your underpaid pilot, you'll board a dinghy and enjoy humorous encounters from the landscaping experts of Critter Country. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian visitors' center
- Retired tiger
- Pioneer & crocodile
- The rear of water
- Button pool
- Exclusive village
- Proceeder Sam
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Cute Belle
- Hairband Hattie
- Suwannee Goldfish
- Ugly Lotus
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
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