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One Liner Cruise, a favorite attraction of Simba
One Liner Cruise
April 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
With your joking tour guide, you'll board a yacht that's seen better days and experience scripted jokes from the forests of Planet Zurg. On the way, you'll see:
- Yacht loading robot
- Indian elephant pony
- Jiminy Cricket falls
- The inside of water
- Seat camp
- Attacking cheetahs
- Python vs. water mummy
Each One Liner Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Goose-Down Gal
- Handbag Hattie
- Zambezi Br'er
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals may make silly comments to your party.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve ponies.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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