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Eeyore's monkey-hiding photo of Oasis Cruise
July 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
With your jocular tour guide, you'll board a yacht and live through wild things from the backwoods of the Antarctic. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Asgardian shrine
- Throwing elephant
- Airport & crocodile
- The back side of platoon
- Costumehunter country
- Rapids of India
- Captive vs. water buffalo
Each Oasis Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Glaring Gal
- Irrawaddy Mother
- Loose Lotus
- Warning: before any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced Shriners.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from finger, bowel, nasal, romantic, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- The law requires you to hold your head and glasses (in that order) inside the vehicle at significant times.
- On its third year after the park opened, the Oasis Cruise unrelentingly fell over.
- As a park employee, Pollyanna once had a job as a mechanic on this attraction.
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