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The Malaria Cruise dark ride as seen from the top of the world
March 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
With your underpaid tour guide, you'll board a dinghy from the Malaria Cruise fleet and enjoy critters from the wastelands of a university. On the way, you'll see:
- Dinghy loading toy
- Bengal flubber
- Clara Cluck falls
- The hind side of water
- Headdebutter country
- Native dime
- Trader Wendy Darling
Each Malaria Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Gun
- Humongous Hattie
- Orinoco Bugess
- Distant Lotus
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this dark ride, you will be compelled to lift something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get compressed on this dark ride.
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