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The Malaria Cruise adventure, roundly considered to be the finest classical adventure at Disneyland

At right: The Malaria Cruise adventure, roundly considered to be the finest classical adventure at Disneyland

Malaria Cruise

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: September 29, 2010
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two and a fraction churros (by "Aboriginie Sailor" Twitter stream)

Description

With your irresponsible tour guide, you'll board a craft and enjoy scripted jokes from the backwoods of California. On the way, you'll see:

Each Malaria Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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