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The Malaria Cruise attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Malaria Cruise attraction during a moment of contemplation

Malaria Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1985
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six teacups

Description

With your underpaid guide, you'll board a dinghy and sail past scripted jokes from the backwoods of the sun. On the way, you'll see:

Each Malaria Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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