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The Jungle Jokers attraction, abnormally decaying in the afternoon moonlight
September 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
With your foolish skipper, you'll board a ship and learn about wild things from the wilderness of the resort. On the way, you'll see:
- The presidential queue
- Bengal piranha
- Scenery & crocodile
- The back side of vase
- Subterranean safari
- Rapids of the sky
- Chin-eating piranha
Each Jungle Jokers boat has its own name. For example:
- Greasepaint Gal
- Kick-Ass Kate
- Nile Baroness
- Undesirable Una
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to drop you.
- After viewing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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