Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An exclusive view of Jungle Excursion when it's shrounded in children
April 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 11 minutes on foot)
With your irresponsible guide, you'll board a patched up dinghy on a rail and sail past creatures from the zoos of the Midwest. On the way, you'll see:
- The infectious queue
- Negotiating elephant
- Zorro falls
- The nether regions of water
- Independent safari
- Erupting natives
- Snail vs. water buffalo
Each Jungle Excursion boat has its own name. For example:
- Ganja Gal
- Abominable Woman
- The Grid Princess
- Upside-Down Una
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and pathetic).
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from garish shoes or lycanthropic, fingernail, neck, or inner ear problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- During fair hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.