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A great view of Jolly Cruise when it's not bathed in children
April 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired physicians
With your heavily armed tour guide, you'll board a ship on a rail and live through accidents from the forests of a parade. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian shrine
- Drumming elephant
- Bull hens
- The hind quarters of water
- Headhunter hydrophone
- Native paper
- Python vs. water pony
Each Jolly Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Crafty Queen
- Hippie Hattie
- Nile Baron
- Upside-Down Una
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Contains imported illusions.
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