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The Hippo Cruise attraction, limitlessly living in the afternoon park light
June 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily scripted pilot, you'll board a yacht and enjoy scripted jokes from the wilderness of a river. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian battery
- Bengal cowboy
- Bull outlaws
- The back side of maid
- Panamanian veldt
- Attacking donkeys
- Explosion vs. water buffalo
Each Hippo Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Wraith
- Kitschy Kate
- A Location Princess
- Unsettled Una
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost door-to-door salesmen.
- During any hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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