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The Hippo Cruise attraction as seen from the top of a realm
June 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (according to "Greedy Gag" newsletter)
With your badly dressed captain, you'll board a boat from the Hippo Cruise fleet and learn about stereotypical natives from the landscaping experts of Fantasyland. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian gift shop
- Indian elephant mint
- Art Linkletter falls
- The back side of bike
- Malaysian veldt
- Native scientist
- Python vs. water rack
Each Hippo Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo Tauntaun
- Checkered Woman
- Nile Marshal
- Unsteady Una
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature tweens.
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