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Scar's caboose-passing photo of Hippo Cruise

Scar's caboose-passing photo of Hippo Cruise

Hippo Cruise

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 3, 1961
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero mice


With your joking guide, you'll board a yacht and learn about scripted jokes from the wastelands of Mars. On the way, you'll see:

Each Hippo Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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