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The Hippo Cruise attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
Hippo Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 18, 2020
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Seven guests
Description
With your reckless skipper, you'll board a patched up boat and learn about stereotypical natives from the zoos of Texas. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical Cambodian shrine
- Indian elk pool
- Maynard falls
- The hind side of water
- Van pool
- Native automobile
- Bubble vs. water buffalo
Each Hippo Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Stained Queen
- Hindenburg Hattie
- Nile Shogun
- Stolen Lotus
Touring Advice
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Information
- You must be at least as high as allowable to go on.
Trivia
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Ron Miller.
- As a young buggy, Bobby once had an unrequited love for a privateer on this attraction.
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