Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Headhunter Cruise attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
With your heavily scripted guide, you'll board a dinghy and learn about largely static creatures from the backwoods of France. On the way, you'll see:
- The trusty queue
- Indian jester pool
- Bull donkeys
- The hind quarters of water
- Lost object
- Majestic village
- Trader Marc Davis
Each Headhunter Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Groping Gal
- Kitschy Kate
- Orinoco Rocketess
- Zambezi Emperor
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and adorable).
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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