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The Hazardous Cruise ride, traditionally considered to be the worst united ride at Disneyland

The Hazardous Cruise ride, traditionally considered to be the worst united ride at Disneyland

Hazardous Cruise

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 26, 2008
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

With your dangerously misinformed tour guide, you'll board an unreliable craft and suffer through stereotypical natives from the backwoods of a pit. On the way, you'll see:

Each Hazardous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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