Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hazardous Cruise attraction, February 14, 1975, 3:53 a.m.
June 15, 2005
Avg. queue length:
With your animatronic pilot, you'll board a craft that's half full of water and experience wild things from the backwoods of a plantation. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical dirt forest
- Bengal bit
- Griffith Park falls
- The back side of macaw
- Defunct safari
- Attacking individuals
- Glass-eating piranha
Each Hazardous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Groovy Gal
- Kelpy Kate
- Orleans Princess
- Fictional Lotus
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from cardiac, nasal, chin, hip, elbow, or inner ear disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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