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Pictured: The Hazardous Cruise attraction, magically deceiving in the morning park light
October 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
With your inexperienced captain, you'll board a boat and live through critters from the backwoods of the deep. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian guest services
- Striking elephant
- Bank & crocodile
- The back side of rack
- Headhunter spout
- Attacking parades
- Searcher Sam
Each Hazardous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Single Belle
- Hasty Hattie
- Orinoco Personess
- Martian Lotus
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or lung disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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