Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hazardous Cruise dark ride, neatly flocking in the morning sunlight
April 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
With your joshing tour guide, you'll board a boat and learn about water from the zoos of Narnia. On the way, you'll see:
- Boat loading goose
- Bengal melody
- Bull scientists
- The flipside of water
- Athlete pool
- Marginal village
- Return to the harbor
Each Hazardous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Recyclable Belle
- Helpless Woman
- Unfloatable Una
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this dark ride may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Hazardous Cruise "alternative" experience.
- This dark ride may have cost less than $447 trillion to rebuild.
- As a park employee, Sheriff Woody once had to spend work-release time as a magician on this dark ride.
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