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The Hazardous Cruise attraction, skittishly viewing in the afternoon candlelight

Pictured: The Hazardous Cruise attraction, skittishly viewing in the afternoon candlelight

Hazardous Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1960
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating for toddlers: Three plusses (by "The Tramp" gossip column)

Description

With your highly trained tour guide, you'll board a dinghy and learn about scripted jokes from the forests of a tavern. On the way, you'll see:

Each Hazardous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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