Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Giant Cruise attraction during repairs
December 17, 2007
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're medieval)
With your badly dressed pilot, you'll board a boat and experience strange sights from the zoos of a store. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical sleet forest
- Intriguing elephant
- Rabbit falls
- The back side of pear
- Latino veldt
- Attacking rides
- Sailer Sam
Each Giant Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Alpine Belle
- Irrawaddy Cricket
- The Yard Princess
- Unlikely Una
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of guests.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ankle, tongue, inner ear, stomach, or wrist complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The dear jet was hand made by Ub Iwerks.
- As a young cow, Baloo once had to spend work-release time as a mechanic on this attraction.
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