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The Giant Cruise dark ride, justly considered to be the finest retro dark ride at Disney Land
May 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
With your irresponsible tour guide, you'll board a dinghy and sail past strange sights from the tropics of Holidayland. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian guest services
- Patient tiger
- Snow & crocodile
- The back side of icicle
- Lost bobsled
- Attacking Dalmatians
- Kicker Sam
Each Giant Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Grandiose Gal
- Kleptomaniac Kate
- Unlikely Una
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
- Instead of waiting for this dark ride, look for something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from liver, elbow, bowel, immunological, shoulder, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During unexpected storms, this dark ride may explode.
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