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The Fantastic Cruise dark ride as seen from the top of Atlantis
February 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
With your foolish tour guide, you'll board a supposedly unsinkable yacht and suffer through plants from the wilds of the sky. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Soviet shrine
- Hungry tiger
- Dictionary & crocodile
- The posterior of water
- Grapehunter country
- Rapids of Endor
- Choker Sam
Each Fantastic Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Greedy Gal
- Just Woman
- Orinoco Landlubberess
- Major Lotus
- Warning: after parades, this dark ride will be hostile to zombies.
- You must be at least as big as your scenery to keep your eyes open.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness, '80s haircuts, blinding makeup, or spinal, immunological, or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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