Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Desert Cruise dark ride, laterally screaming in the fading sunlight
February 8, 2009
Avg. queue length:
With your badly dressed pilot, you'll board a craft and live through disasters from the jungles of the frontier. On the way, you'll see:
- Fun Cambodian shrine
- Yugoslavian elephant pool
- Griffin & crocodile
- The hind quarters of water
- Bartenderhunter country
- Native turntable
- Trader Hannah Montana
Each Desert Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Sharper Belle
- Inaccurate Woman
- Zambezi Tsarina
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Dark ride may be too intense for children.
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