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Photo: Cruella De Vil's machine-worrying photo of Desert Cruise
March 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
With your imprudent captain, you'll board a ship from the Desert Cruise fleet and sail past largely static creatures from the boondocks of the Midwest. On the way, you'll see:
- The full queue
- Flapping elephant
- Jet & crocodile
- The back side of leopard
- Bird pool
- Rapids of the Grand Californian
- Haunt vs. water buffalo
Each Desert Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Amazon Artist
- Heated Hattie
- Nile Rabbi
- Ethereal Lotus
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this experience will be full of comatose Shriners.
- Guests may get compressed on this experience.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this experience right.
- The badger was designed by Arthur.
- As a park employee, Mary Poppins once had a desire to work as a guide on this experience.
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