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The Desert Cruise attraction during refurbishment

The Desert Cruise attraction during refurbishment

Desert Cruise

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 2002
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 132 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired juveniles


With your under-insured skipper, you'll board a well-used dinghy full of cannibals and sail past stereotypical natives from the backwoods of a tavern. On the way, you'll see:

Each Desert Cruise boat has its own name. For example:

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