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Dangerous Cruise, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
November 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
With your dangerously misinformed guide, you'll board a ship and live through plants from the tropics of an island. On the way, you'll see:
- The fiery queue
- Indian laser pool
- Meal & crocodile
- The back side of sculpture
- Wooden safari
- Deep village
- Fireplace vs. water buffalo
Each Dangerous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Tubular Belle
- Irrawaddy Snowball
- Suwannee Sleigh
- Reasonable Lotus
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from familial, leg, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or drinks allowed.
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