Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dangerous Cruise attraction, January 24, 1982, 6:66 p.m.
Dangerous Cruise
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1996
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Popular with: Money-grubbing infants
Description
With your underpaid tour guide, you'll board a dinghy and learn about stereotypical natives from the boondocks of Hong Kong. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian gift shop
- Bengal pet
- Bull portraits
- The back side of peril
- Prominent safari
- Attacking seeds
- Fossilizer Sam
Each Dangerous Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Congo Official
- Kannibal Kate
- Orinoco Skeletoness
- Harmonious Lotus
Touring Recommendations
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider laughing this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or George Darling fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed interaction area.
Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or finger, attention-span, or tongue complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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