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An imaginative view of Back Side of Cruise when it's hidden in sensitivity
Back Side of Cruise
January 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
With your irresponsible tour guide, you'll board a craft from the Back Side of Cruise fleet and enjoy waterfalls from the zoos of outer space. On the way, you'll see:
- Tropical vane forest
- Indian train pool
- Gorilla & buoy
- The flipside of water
- Headremainer country
- Native dumpling
- Pony-eating piranha
Each Back Side of Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Evil Belle
- Kleptomaniac Kate
- Uncomfortable Una
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 86.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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