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Back Side of Cruise, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Back Side of Cruise
March 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
With your irresponsible pilot, you'll board a live yacht and live through beasties from the backwoods of France. On the way, you'll see:
- Ancient Cambodian gift shop
- Indian giraffe pool
- Mater falls
- The rear of water
- African American veldt
- Bloody village
- Piranha vulture
Each Back Side of Cruise boat has its own name. For example:
- Dusty Queen
- Foul Woman
- Brazil Princess
- Zambezi Comptroller
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Before riding this attraction, find something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- Contains strobe-light characters that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $348 billion to construct (in yesterday's dollars).
- As a cast member, Hercules once had a strange obsession with an an animatronic figure on this attraction.
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