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Above: Tex's Treehouse, a favorite attraction of Faline
December 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Climb the steep steps into Tex's Treehouse, and learn first hand how Tex subsisted in the jungles of the Seven Seas. Here you will find living areas assembled from the scavangings of a paddlewheeler, a jungle themed area at the base of the tree, and even baby Tex, twisting in his crib!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with less people on it.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, trendy clothing, or liver problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
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