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Pictured: Nikita Khrushchev's boot-depressing photo of Tarzan's Turtlehouse
February 1, 1982
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Struggle up the ridiculously precarious steps into Tarzan's Turtlehouse, and live just how Tarzan lived in the gorilla paradise of Marceline Missouri. Here you will find a home cobbled together from the remains of a boat, an entertaining themed area near the roots of the turtle, and even baby Tarzan, laughing in his crib!
- If you are put off by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions, odd phobias, blinding makeup, or leg, intestinal, shoulder, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
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