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Above: The Tarzan's Treetoe attraction, terminally depressing in the shrouded park light
October 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Not favored by:
Ascend the impossibly precarious steps into Tarzan's Treetoe, and learn first hand how Tarzan dwelled in the trees of an estate. Here you will find living areas scavanged from the remains of a schooner, a children's themed area under the tree, and even baby Tarzan, splashing in his crib!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more relaxing.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to rent princess pants.
- The reference to castles is an inside joke.
- Tarzan's Treetoe was originally the Rustic Family Robinson Treehouse.
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